| Sunday, April 11th, 2004 |
| 12:48 pm |
Wow
This journal went from my goofy adventures with girls to me hating the world. |
| 11:32 am |
Why?
Why is it after i break up with a girl they always seem to find a way to go off and hook up with one of my friends? Oh well i dont care that much, i hate girls anyway. Just to make it clear, i hit on girls as a joke. All i want from them is action and if i dont get it i dont care at all. If i truelly liked a girl, im smarter than to go up to them and ask for dome. |
| Saturday, April 10th, 2004 |
| 11:23 pm |
Interesting day
Today i went to a birthday party and dressed up like a 1950's greeser with my hair all greesed and combed back and a leather jacket and white t-shirt and a pack of cigs on my sleeve. Then i went to a toga party in duxbury for literaly 4 minutes. I got there in like 20 minutes, I ran in, danced around like an idiot, knocked Karl Stenback down, and then as i was heading over to the snack table to make a fool of myself, some fat bitch yelled at me to "get the fuck out". So i ran out, and drove back. I got home in 15 minutes which is increadibly fast. I hate every kid from duxbury except cause they are huge assholes who cant think for themselves. Their whole lives revolve around mob mentality, its sick. 8======D~~~~(()) |
| Friday, April 9th, 2004 |
| 8:41 pm |
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| Saturday, April 3rd, 2004 |
| 4:41 pm |
I finally got play
I went to a college for a few days. I came back thursday night. I wasnt supposed to be back till saturday but i decided that i had made up my mind and didnt need to spend another two days there, You'll be seeing me at MCLA next year. Anyway that first night i was there i made a ton of friends and for some strange reasons all the girls thought i was the funniest guy ever. Also Eve 6 played that night, they put on a good show and partied at one of the houses afterwards but i didnt spend time with them. I heard they were jerks. Anyway, i spent sometime with this girl with a lip piercing, and a bunch of ear piercings, and she wore a short plaid skirt and a black tank top. We talked for a few hours, then she took me back to her dorm. As soon as she opened the door her boyfriend was laying on her bed. It was really awkwardand when he saw me he walked out. Aparantly they had been having problems and had just broken up like the day before. To make a long story short, I got a handy and busted on her boobs. She had big ones too. Also this morning i shaved my pubic hair, its so much more comfortable that way. |
| Sunday, March 28th, 2004 |
| 6:59 pm |
Scarecrow Hill
Today was a lame day untill i saw a Scarecrow Hill sticker on a stop sign in some really random town really far away. |
| Saturday, March 27th, 2004 |
| 9:32 pm |
Went into boston
When walking down the hallway of scituate Highschool i feel like a midget. Today i went into boston and i actually felt very average, i noticed most guys were my height and most girls were also my height or a little shorter than me...strange On the way into boston my dad told me that he grew up accross the street from a prostitution house. He also said most prostitutes on the streets are extremely ugly... there goes my plan for scoring with tons of beautifull women. |
| 12:29 am |
Senior Dinner Dance
It was a fun night. Lots of ladies grinded with me. I danced with some girls that i hadnt spoken to in years and years. Tonight also made me realize that most of the kids in my grade really dont like me that much. |
| Thursday, March 25th, 2004 |
| 9:46 pm |
Lame day
Today was a lame day, I only got rejected two or three times... |
| Wednesday, March 24th, 2004 |
| 4:55 pm |
Why didnt this work?
Here is an example of a typical conversation between me and a lady. beachblondie8889 (4:53:28 PM): did u drive by central fields? notdork y (4:53:38 PM): ye beachblondie8889 (4:53:44 PM): i saw you! notdork y (4:53:52 PM): cool, can i get head? beachblondie8889 (4:53:57 PM): no notdork y (4:54:07 PM): ok .....hhhmmmm any suggestions? |
| Monday, March 22nd, 2004 |
| 7:16 pm |
just thought id add this in
noTDOrky (7:12:23 PM): why do u have nick licare on ur icon site and not me? im way more handsome Yankees Blow Ass (7:13:08 PM): because the icon site has a lot of female visitors and I don't want them to get their panties wet everytime they visit due to your picture |
| 4:19 pm |
Pick up lines
Even though girls think cuddling is cute, "Hey wanna cuddle?" is not an effective pick up line. |
| Sunday, March 21st, 2004 |
| 6:27 pm |
Saint patrick's day parade
So today i sorta marched but didnt. I asked about 5 or 6 girls if they wanted to hang out, they all had their different ways of rejecting me. I dont really care though. Its pretty funny how often i get rejected. Its strange though cause ive had a few girls tell me I'm a handsome boy. I must have a really shitty personality or something! Maybe i just need a new type of deoderant...Any one reading this got any tips for me? |
| Saturday, March 20th, 2004 |
| 10:01 pm |
March 20 Semsba concert
So today i had semsba, so i wrote my phone number down on a really big piece of paper and held it up and told all the girls im single. Only some creepy fat kid with braces called me. I also creeped out this cute trumpet player girl with big boobs cause she said, "im tired, i wanna go to sleep" and i said "with me". she didnt think that was funny and so i gave up there and walked away. After i played the concert i gave my giant phone number to this cute flute player chick, she threw it away as soon as she got it. After the concert i hung out with my grandma and my dad bought a new video camera and i told him i was gonna film nude boys. No one found that funny either. |